My Pickle Convictions

Someone online asked for my philosophy on life the other day. Since then I’ve been trying to come up with a story or moment that would encompass the things I feel strongly about. Sadly I haven’t had any luck. So I decided to handle this in one of my favorites ways, by making a list. For those of you who aren’t list makers, you probably don’t get the appeal, but oh man, there’s something so satisfying about seeing things so neatly laid out. I don’t even care so much about coming back to check things off, which I know is a bit weird, but we’re all about weird here at Chez Pea.

So, without further ado, here are the things that I carry around in my heart:

1. I believe that one should never hit a child
2. I believe that it is never too cold for ice cream
3. I believe that no one has a right to tell me what to do with my body
4. I do not believe that Debra Messing is as funny or talented as Lucille Ball
5. I believe that being a friend does not mean you turn a blind eye to a person’s flaws
6. I believe that not everyone is meant to be a parent and that parenting skills can be acquired and improved upon
7. I believe that books saved my sanity
8. I believe that one can be spiritual and faithful without ever stepping foot in a church
9. I believe people have a duty to speak up for children because they don’t have a voice
10. I believe that Cadbury Mini Eggs are the best chocolate around
11. I do not fear the blankness that follows death
12. I believe that one should strive to be generous, forgiving and respectful, not for the promise of eternal salvation, but because it is the only way to live a peaceful, just, and loving life
13. I believe that you’re either in a committed relationship or you’re not. There are no gray areas
14. I believe that Coke is better than Pepsi
15. I believe that we often complain about today’s misguided youth completely forgetting that we fail to give them the proper tools and guidance to help them become self-respecting individuals
16. I believe two loving, consenting individuals, regardless of gender, should be allowed to make a commitment to each other, in any way they desire, without restrictions (Love is not a sin, damn it)
17. I believe there is a purpose to my life
18. I believe men and women complement each other and that no one gender is superior to the other
19. I believe I have atrocious taste in music (80s dance mix anyone?)
20. I believe that it’s better to be alone than in bad company
21. I do not believe in soulmates though I do think there are people who meet your needs better than others, both in platonic and romantic relationships
22. I think people who say money doesn’t matter have never been completely and utterly broke
23. I believe children should always be told the truth (with consideration given for age, of course)
24. I believe that cycles can be broken
25. I believe that mayonnaise has to be the absolute worst condiment on the planet
26. I believe that a little selfishness is called for now and again

I’m willing to bet I’ve missed some and I’m also willing to bet none of these will come as a shock to anyone. This isn’t really the way I wanted to answer the question, but it was interesting to see what made the list. Some are a bit on the fluffy side, but that makes them no less important. Now I think you should tell me some of your pickle convictions. (okay, so that’s only funny to me. let me refer you to #26 above)

*From a movie of course - The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

Of course. Now for the important question. Do you have a position on pickles?
It’s more of a deeply held belief.
Oh, really? A pickle conviction? Go ahead.

Posted on 2/23/2006 | 0 comments | Dailies